bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

bitchesaloud:

skypestripper:

*looks good when it doesnt matter*

konorai:

kurakos:

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

ladymargaerytyrell:

Moi Meme :: 2/10 TV Shows :: Game of Thrones

"Valar morghulis"
"Yes. All men must die, but we are not men"

The more that you read,
the more things you will know.
The more that you learn,
the more places you’ll go.Dr Seuss, The Cat in the Hat Cloth Book (via wordsnquotes)

bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
darvll