tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

posted 12 hours ago with 44,940 notes via kapitulering + reblog
Britain: Excuse Me
Netherlands: Excuseer me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo
posted 12 hours ago with 399,495 notes via kapitulering + reblog

too-stoned-to-remember:

I hate it when my parents have people over and I want to get to the kitchen 

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posted 12 hours ago with 116,746 notes via amilles + reblog

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

posted 12 hours ago with 38,601 notes via dumpvveed + reblog

dajo42:

hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do

i installed a camera in your room

i’m watching you

posted 12 hours ago with 239,529 notes via narc0tic + reblog

(Source: coldsatellite)

posted 13 hours ago with 626 notes via arobtths + reblog

reginasmom:

those kids who still think liking old music makes them special 

posted 13 hours ago with 63,196 notes via narc0tic + reblog

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

froghat:

[x]

And somewhere Benedict laughed loudly in the distance.

posted 19 hours ago with 11,567 notes via fezzingly + reblog

if i had a nice body my life would improve by at least 500%

(Source: slutstatus)

posted 19 hours ago with 174,526 notes via whaleywilliams + reblog

sunnyedge:

“You know when you see a photograph of someone you know, but it’s from years before you knew them. It’s like they’re not quite finished—they’re not done yet. Well… yes, The Doctor’s here. He came when I called just like he always does. But not “my” Doctor. Now my Doctor, I’ve seen whole armies turn and run away. And he’d just swagger off, back to his TARDIS. And open the doors with a snap of his fingers. The Doctor. In the TARDIS. Next stop: Everywhere.”

- River Song “Forest of the Dead”

posted 19 hours ago with 2,042 notes via danny-se + reblog
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